Do you remember moi?

of course you do.

I’m still the world-renowned superstar and diva Miss Piggy —and I still am a sought-after cover girl, when time permits. And yes-I am still madly in love with Kermit

my lover boy, so back off girls! he is taken!

Had I chosen to run for Miss Universe, I would have easily won, so stick that between your toes National Enquirer!! And yes, I am looking forward to my upcoming worldwide comeback.

hugs from The Diva